Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...