Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...