Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.