Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”