One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...