Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...