What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...