Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...