It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...