Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...