Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....