A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....