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A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
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The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
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A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....