Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...