State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.