Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...