How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...