Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...