Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...