Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...