Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...