Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.