No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...