Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...