The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Yo mama\’s so poor
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Grandma changed
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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...