Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Computers Must Be Male
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