Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...