Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...