Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....