Punishment that fits the crime
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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
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Diary of an AOL User
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It looks like plastic.
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Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
New course for men!
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Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!