Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.