Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Strong Britain
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Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!