American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...