A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...