Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
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You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
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The new warden
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Fly Buzzing
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Polak Crossed The Road
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Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Actual product instructions.
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