The Feline Diet
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Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
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