Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...