Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...