The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...