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Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
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What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
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This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
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Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....