One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
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A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
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Mom, can little girls have babies?
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What just happened here?
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Didja hear the news
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