Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...