Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....