La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...