Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...