Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...