The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Kewl Job Application!
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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
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Sure signs that you’re broke!
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The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...