Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...