The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...