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A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
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There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
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Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
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Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...