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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...