Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...