Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...